UofA: HC and the diary

“HC and the Dairy”

(Setting: The President of the Universities office)

President: Mr. O’yote this is the fifth time you came in my office this week, and I have just about had it, you break all these rules, and you never learn from them, you are 19 years old, not 3.

HC: What are talking about? I haven’t broken a single rule all day! So I shouldn’t be here.

President: Oh on the contrary , Mr. O’yote you are here for breaking, yet another rule, Rule# 43.

HC: What?? Let me see. No Littering? Oh come on, I don’t litter.

President: Yes you do, you see the Recycling Club has been making complaints about a litterbug, for the past two years and we finally installed a few more surveillance camera’s around the campus, and we finally caught our litterbug, or should I say LITTERDOG!!!!

(The president then pulls out all these photos of HC littering and throws them on her desk in front of HC)

President: Mr. O’yote the University of Acmetropolis is a “No Littering” zone and we have been even awarded for the Cleanest Place in Acmetropolis, but now we are having a hard time trying to keep it the cleanest place in Acmetropolis, because you are throwing all your trash on the ground from old notebooks, to hamburger wrappers, to even cigarettes, and may I remind you we are also a smoke-free University.

HC: Ok, ok, what’s your damn point?

President: (Getting really angry) MY POINT, MR. O’YOTE, is that you need to learn to make a habit of throwing trash in the trash cans and recyclables in the recycling bins, you need to learn to make a habit, keep a habit.

HC: Yeah, yeah bake a cake, eat a cake.

President: *Stands up from her desk* That’s it Mr. O’yote, you are a cold-hearted, rude and disrespectful coyote, and I have had enough.

(The President then walks towards four big, and tall filing  cabinets, and opens the files marked “O” and pulls out one with the name Hector-Claw O’yote. .)

President: Do you see what’s in my hand?

HC: No, your arm fat is covering it.

President: *Angrily removes her hand* It is your papers Mr. O’yote and as President and Superintendent of the University, I can easily remove you from my University, so if I were you, I’D ZIP IT!!!!!!

HC: *Grinding his teeth* Fine, just give me my life long detention.

President: Oh no, no I am not going to give you detention especially after that “incident” with the paint ball guns.

HC: *Pauses for a moment then gives his normal smile while moving his eyebrows up and down* Hehe.

President: Nope, just to make sure you can make a habit, I sentence you to work after and before classes, for the Recycling Club.

HC: WHAT!!!!! YOU CAN’T DO TH---

President: Is that a problem, honey? *Shacking HC’s paper*

HC: Nooooooo…. Not at all.

President: Good, then you will start after class. Now GO!!! *HC then heads for the door* Oh and remember Mr. O’yote, I will be watching you.

End of Chapter 1